Now that I've ignored this blog, will it start acting out in school?

I was sick a couple of weeks ago (a cold, not Swine flu) and had the opportunity to do nothing but lie around and watch tv. A real treat, but it provided me with some valuable insights.

- The Palm Pre girl looks like a giant embryo.

- I don't get One Tree Hill. Maybe it's a generation thing, but The kids in it are so middle-aged. All they want to do is get married and have kids. I'm cooler than they are! Guys in their teens don't want to get married and have kids. They want to have sex. While it's admirable that they don't depict kids as dropouts and dope fiends, isn't there a middle ground between that and being 21 year old parents? Or giving up your dreams and career to get married, have kids and live in an ugly suburb?

-Vampires aren't any more interesting than anyone else, especially if they're living in suburbs like One Tree Hill.

- I get the feeling that the writers of shows like "Criminal Minds" jerk off while writing their scripts, which seem to deal with more and more kinky methods of killing, slicing, dicing and torturing women.

- I've become addicted to Psychic Detectives, on Global at 2 am.